Mama Needs a Cosmo

I’ve been Facebooking a LOT lately, which has a lot to do with why I abandoned the blog. I’m so busy writing over there that I stopped writing over HERE. And don’t EVEN ask me how long it’s been since I’ve sent a tweet.

Anyhoo, Facebookers have been making up all these stupid themes lately (“What color is your bra day,” or “Retro Week,” for example) and for a while there I managed to avoid the silliness..

But then came the whole “enter your first name into urbandictionary.com and post the results into your status” thing.

And mostly out of curiosity, I looked myself up. Here’s what I found:

The sappy mama in me likes #1. The former ho-bag in me totally agrees with #2. The Catholic girl in me is happy with #3.

So tell me, O faithful readers, which one should I choose?